June 2012
27 posts
snowontheceiling-deactivated201 asked: Hey Dem-Dem its Pyrophile ;)
Watchmilesjai:
Click this and you will be entertained for hours.
oh yeah
The shortest horror story ever:
milesjai:
President Santorum.
Reblog if you're single and gay.
milesjai:
You forgot FABULOUS.
You also forgot full of options.
milesjai:
homeophobic:
MY NAMES PENELOPE AND I MUST FREE AMANDA
PLEASE.
Indeed
Anonymous asked: How much do you love Puppy? x3
Tyler is bitching again because I won’t give...
I'm at a friends house and this goes down.
*Tyler and Taysia going outside*
Mom: Don't start a fight or anything!
Tyler: I'm not even going swimming.
*15 minutes later*
>Taysia Comes Running In the Front Door<
Taysia: MOOOM TYLER IS STARTING A FIGHT!
Mom: What happened? What did he do?
Taysia: I went swimming before him and he got mad and said I have a penis!
Me: hehehehehe
Yep
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
