snowontheceiling-deactivated201 asked: Hey Dem-Dem its Pyrophile ;)
milesjai: Click this and you will be entertained for hours. oh yeah
The shortest horror story ever:
milesjai: President Santorum.
Reblog if you're single and gay.
milesjai: You forgot FABULOUS. You also forgot full of options.
milesjai: homeophobic: MY NAMES PENELOPE AND I MUST FREE AMANDA PLEASE. Indeed
Anonymous asked: How much do you love Puppy? x3
Tyler is bitching again because I won’t give...
I'm at a friends house and this goes down.
*Tyler and Taysia going outside*
Mom: Don't start a fight or anything!
Tyler: I'm not even going swimming.
*15 minutes later*
>Taysia Comes Running In the Front Door<
Taysia: MOOOM TYLER IS STARTING A FIGHT!
Mom: What happened? What did he do?
Taysia: I went swimming before him and he got mad and said I have a penis!
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?